Tuesday, May 16, 2017

His Trumpness...

Ever since Ringling Brothers folded their tent, The Donald has become "The Greatest Show On Earth!"

I wonder if POTUS has called Howard Stern, claiming the title of "NEW King Of All Media". 

Let's face it, this guy is the most famous, most powerful clown alive today.

Forget about Trump's inability as POTUS, that's a misdirectional farce.

He is winning big time at the game of his choice.

If all goes according to plan, the tallest building on Earth will soon be erected in Dubai, or Abu Dhabi.

When completed, it will have a huge, red, white, and blue, rotating neon sign saying TRUMP atop the spire.

Mega rich, ultimately powerful, and the most awesome force ever to hit the world of entertainment.

News programming has its highest ratings ever.

Trump's exploits have hit that magic spot in the collective psyche. 

His every random brain spasm is consumed, analyzed, and evaluated for hidden content, keeping us all on the edge of our seats.

Ever since POTUS started announcing FOX to be his favorite network on a nightly basis, FOX stock has gone from right around $20 to over $30, tangible proof of his media clout, and quite a return for ol' Rupert in less than a year.


The Donald has the world's worst case of  'make the other person wrong at all cost'.

It is the core of his character.

He has no qualms or second thoughts.

His ability to delude himself is unbounded.

He has the narrowly focused glare of a zealot when things get heated.

The leader of the free world is getting away with it right before our eyes and we are transfixed.

The delusional Donald is smart, rich, nice, delightfully charming, yet still the kinda guy you'd like to have a drink with, one of the boys.

When he sticks his foot in his mouth with events like bragging about grab ass to the reporter, it's because he wants the guy to like him, and has the reporter psyched as the type who would be impressed. 

Always on the make.

Trump's Achille's heel is his never ending yearning to be loved.

He'd trade richest, most powerful, and most famous for most loved.

POTUS is genuinely surprised that his firing of Comey didn't have Democrats dancing in the streets.

His instincts do not suit politics.

While it may appear that he's a novice, getting his feet wet while learning from his mistakes, the reality is, no thought of adapting to the art of compromise will ever exist in POTUS mind.

If this man remains POTUS, we will adapt to him and his ways.

Give Trump another six months and chaos in The White House will be the least of our daily concerns.

As long as he continues to stay ahead of charges against him, and everything slips off his back, only to be lost in his prodigiously churning wake, he will not slow down.

The potential directions he could steer the ship of state are staggering to consider.

It's obvious from his responses thus far that he will escalate the blathering fog into a threatening maelstrom on a whim.

As the pressure mounts, the fractures in Trump's character will deepen, and the wacky responses will intensify.

Our guy has never been rebuked, and now it's happening on the world stage. 

Snickering can be heard.

"Why don't they love me?"

Trump needs to learn that his job description is "glad handing frontman".

He's like a casino greeter, or carnival shill, while the real business takes place behind the curtain. 

Picture him getting down with 'his people', doing surprise appearances at Walmart, shaking hands and steering folks in the right direction.

He'd love that job, and we'd all sleep much better.

Feel the love Donnie Boy!

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